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  • TMI Tuesday: Valentine’s Day was Condom Awareness Day!
    TMI Tuesday

    TMI Tuesday: Valentine’s Day was Condom Awareness Day!

    ByMischa Eliot February 15, 2022May 29, 2024

    1. One of my ideas is to someday create: Oh wow. There are so many ways I could answer this question. The 64 million dollar answer though… if I had unlimited funds, I would create a safe online haven for authors, educators, and workers of all kinds in the vast world of sexuality. I’d have…

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  • A Penny for Your Thoughts: Remember, Fiction isn’t Real
    A Penny for your Thoughts

    A Penny for Your Thoughts: Remember, Fiction isn’t Real

    ByMischa Eliot February 14, 2022March 18, 2022

    I decided after a few interactions and conversations, it was time for a reminder. I want you to say this out loud: Fiction isn’t real. Go ahead, say it with me: Fiction isn’t Real. This shouldn’t be something I have to say here, being as everything on this website from my name to my stories…

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    Smutty Thought

    Smutty Thought of the Day: Strawberry Shortcake

    ByMischa Eliot February 6, 2022October 17, 2022

    Oh this one is interesting, folx. This morning, the Roommate and her guy friend get up and she’s like ‘omg, ask him what he tried to do last night.’ So, of course, I ask. I mean, who am I if not good at following instructions? Personally, I have no idea how any guys survive hanging…

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    Technical Blather

    Quicklinks 2: How to Build the Renovated Version

    ByMischa Eliot January 30, 2022June 16, 2023

    Landing pages are bread and butter for all kinds of things, but what about Quicklinks pages? They help people find things quick and easy and get on their way. I finally took some time to renovate the Quicklinks pages used by myself and Dr. J. The goal was to make it easier on visitors to…

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  • Dating Apps are Weird and I’m Often Confused
    Dating App Shenanigans

    Dating Apps are Weird and I’m Often Confused

    ByMischa Eliot December 22, 2021October 17, 2022

    Dating in the Age of Apps Dating apps have been around for quite awhile now, but it still seems difficult to meet someone who totally clicks. You are not alone. Unlike some people, I need more than a week or two before classifying what we have as a Relationship. Like many workplaces that have a…

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  • Adventures in Writing
    Adventures in Writing

    Adventures in Writing: Rehousing Previous Posts

    ByMischa Eliot November 9, 2021January 21, 2022

    Oops, I apologize for future emails of posts I’m moving from Sisters in Smut. Sadly, I’ve made the choice to not renew the Sisters in Smut domain. We haven’t been using it often enough to keep it up and running. I’ve let the others know that I plan to let the domain name go in…

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    Technical Blather

    Quicklinks: How to build your own

    ByMischa Eliot June 28, 2021August 1, 2022

    Quicklinks Page: Let’s Get Building! If you have a self-hosted WordPress website then you’re probably using a theme that comes with a builder for pages, forms, and more. I would rather you pay a fee to an individual (like say me) to make a Quicklinks page for you on your own website rather than pay…

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  • Big Blue hiding behind a pillow on the couch
    Dildo Shenanigans

    Dildo Shenanigans: Where it all began

    ByMischa Eliot May 21, 2021October 15, 2022

    Dildo Shenanigans with Big Blue Merman Smurf First, I’d like to state that I am not responsible for the full name of Big Blue. I have friends who enjoy tormenting me and have probably been banned from naming things in the future. Okay, let’s be real. We know they’ve been banned from naming things in…

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  • A Penny for your Thoughts

    Marinating in Self-Care

    ByMischa Eliot February 4, 2021October 15, 2022

    I meant to write this post yesterday, but I decided to make a delightful dinner instead. That’s how I self-care. Okay, that’s it. That’s the post. Just kidding! Wait! Come back! Once upon a time, I enjoyed reading while soaking in a hot bath. Back then, we didn’t have things like bath bombs. We had…

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  • Goodbye 2020, Hey there 2021
    Adventures in Writing

    2020 was Supposed to be My Year

    ByMischa Eliot December 24, 2020October 15, 2022

    I claimed 2020 was going to be my year… I feel like we were both epic failures. Oh 2020… we had so many hopes and they just crashed and burned. Let me get the salt… Compare and Contrast Who knew that 2019 would be a great year compared to what everyone has been going through…

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  • Dryad by Sawaof
    Sizzling Nibbles

    Sizzling Nibbles: Reviving the Orchard

    ByMischa Eliot October 31, 2020October 15, 2022

    In case you missed it, last night was #SpookySmutSlam! This is the story the ether slammed into me in spurts and sputters. I hope you enjoy it. Choking, burning, darkness. Pain. Alive. Intruder! Heart-wrenching devastation dropped me to my knees. When I read the property details, the words did not convey an accurate picture. Wildfires…

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  • A Penny for your Thoughts
    A Penny for your Thoughts

    A Penny for your Thoughts: Identifying with Soulless Sam

    ByMischa Eliot October 26, 2020October 15, 2022

    It explains a lot going on with me right now, including the difficulty of getting back into writing. If you’re not a big enough fan (or a fan at all) of Supernatural, I’ll include a video of Sam being Soulless at the end. In the show Supernatural the soul is considered a powerful thing. It’s…

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    Smutty Thought

    Smutty Thought of the Day: Twinkie vs. Strudel

    ByMischa Eliot September 22, 2020October 15, 2022

    Are you a Twinkie or a Strudel? Smutty Thoughts from friends are the best. This one was worth waiting for, promise! This has to do with that exciting moment known as orgasm! Specifically, for penis-havers. In the future, ask your partner ‘do you want me to be a Twinkie or are you just gonna make…

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  • Trusting People on the Internet is Hard
    A Penny for your Thoughts

    Trusting People on the Internet is Hard

    ByMischa Eliot July 16, 2020October 15, 2022

      Trusting People on the Internet is Hard I’m Exhausted. I’m Also Angry. I also don’t have much energy to give, let alone trust these days. #TrustNoOne Every time I go to click the Twitter shortcut link or app, I wonder what fucked up crazy is going to happen. I’ve been on the internet since…

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    Smutty Thought

    Smutty Thought of the Day: Smile Table

    ByMischa Eliot March 6, 2020October 15, 2022

    Today’s Smutty Thought comes from someone retired from the military. They have the best stories. This is one of them. Ever sit at a Smile Table? I’ve never been under one, but I find the idea of it intriguing. What is a Smile Table? Have you heard of this game? It’s a betting man’s game….

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    Smutty Thought of the Day: Pearl Necklace

    ByMischa Eliot February 27, 2020October 15, 2022

    Today’s Smutty Thought of the Day is all about the elegance of a pearl necklace. My coworkers aren’t giving me as much Smutty Thought fodder as they were before I came up with this idea. I think it’s time to crack the whip.However, when this one came up, it was never-ending laughter. Why? Because someone…

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    Smutty Thought of the Day: Fuck Buddies

    ByMischa Eliot February 7, 2020October 15, 2022

    Our Smutty Thought of the Day this time is about Fuck Buddies! Or, as I saw elsewhere (possibly typo’d), fuckbodies. Some of the best sex of my life happened with fuck buddies. Showing up, stripping down, and getting busy is a favorite pastime of mine. The great thing about having someone to booty call when…

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  • “Come on hot guy, we’re running out of time and I want you to fuck me.”
    Sizzling Nibbles

    Sizzling Nibbles: Climactic Countdown

    ByMischa Eliot January 28, 2020October 15, 2022

    Hey there! Here’s a random scene I really hope you enjoy. A nice, super steamy quickie to get you a little sticky in all the right ways! Time was short and the countdown clock flickered in my head, seconds ticking down fast. He yanked his hoodie and t-shirt over his head as I unbuckled his…

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  • Adventures in Writing
    Adventures in Writing

    Adventures in Writing: Spinning Stories

    ByMischa Eliot January 21, 2020October 15, 2022

    Spinning Stories are like Spinning Spider Webs. Or so I’m saying. I don’t know, I just say the things that pop into my head, okay? Then something connects and I get a beautifully woven web, but usually for others it seems. I cannot seem to get my ass writing erotica. For example, Jayne is working…

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    Smutty Thought of the Day: Double-Fisting

    ByMischa Eliot January 10, 2020October 15, 2022

    Our smutty thought of the day has multiple descriptions, but I feel a very important definition is missing. Let’s talk about Double-Fisting! Wow. Have you googled ‘Double-Fisting’? If not, let me give you a tour. I’m here for you, folx I will google the hard things. The first one that comes up is the non-smutty…

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