Smutty Thought of the Day: Smile Table
Today’s Smutty Thought comes from someone retired from the military. They have the best stories. This is one of them.
Ever sit at a Smile Table? I’ve never been under one, but I find the idea of it intriguing.
What is a Smile Table? Have you heard of this game? It’s a betting man’s game. I wonder if there’s a reverse version.
You may have heard of this referred to as the Smiley Game:
Smiley Game
When theres a girl who goes under the [table] and there are guys sitting at the table and the girl goes around sucking random guys dicks and the guys at the table try not to smile when there dick is being sucked. If they are caught smiling they are out and leave the table.
The rules were different with my friend, though. The man that smiled had to pay for services rendered that night.
Yep, you read that correctly. I’m not surprised, to be honest. Sex workers and the military go hand in hand if you think about it. In ye olden days, camp followers were chock full of prostitutes.
We could also consider the Smiley Game included in these kinks: public sex, exhibitionism, or group sex. Even if only one person is being serviced at a time, there are a group of people. According to the story, if I recall correctly, it was a public establishment but a private room. This has such kinky aspects to it, don’t you think?
How many guys at the table wished they were the one beneath it servicing the other men? See what I did there? Story ideas pop up everywhere. Hey guys, have you ever experienced the Smiley Game? Did you pay for the service, or was it something else?
Are there any ladies out there that were the woman under the table trying to make the guys lose a bet? If so, what tricks were used to get them to smile?
