Today’s Smutty Thought is all about that Taint! For some of the best definitions on what a Taint is and where it is, check out Urban Dictionary. I’ve never laughed so hard. Okay, not true. I’ve laughed harder, but some of these are the best. It never ends. I love my day job people. They…
Finally, I’ve realized the issues to my writing problems. While I have been writing, I haven’t been writing smutty stories. And now I know why. I have been writing, but I haven’t been finishing most things. My problem writing has been sitting right in front of my face this whole time. I hate it when…
Today’s Smutty Thought is about Swinging. Why? Because there are two ways to use the word. When your coworkers know you write smut and have read the anthology you put out with your writing group (pun totally intended), they like to come to you and say ‘hey, have you thought about writing [insert sexy scenario…
Goodbye 2019, Farewell. I bid you adieu! さようなら! I am booting 2019 out of the door as quickly as possible. #SorryNotSorry! I look forward to 2020, but hey, let’s give 2019 a proper farewell party okay? Top Stories from 2019 Smuttylicious Island meets the Sisters in Smut That’s not all that happened in 2019. I…
I, the SmutMerchant™, bring you Smutty Thought of the Day. Shaunta Grimes’ started a serial called “Should You Start Writing on Medium in 2020?” and in the first post she included a quote by Seth Godin. He says [in plain, short terms] that everyone should have a blog and everyone should blog every day. I…
Let’s talk about Shaming Someone I adore recently sent a SnapChat photo of the cover of Best Women’s Erotica of the Year Volume 3 to her story. I lent her my copy when she expressed interest after reading Chemical [se]X 2: Just One More and her relative swiped Big Book of Submission Volume 2 I’d…
Yes, I meant to write Life Lemons. Life throws lemons, you gotta catch them and make something out of them, right? That’s what we try to do. That’s what I’ve been trying to do. If you’ve been around, you know I’ve been struggling to write for over a year. I’ve written here and there. I…
Story behind the Story Wednesday, Jayne, and I were having a rowdy conversation when someone (maybe Weds) lamented about no one ever writing about women being on their periods or cramps. And then somehow lip gloss came up and how hair sticks it to it so it’s just not worth the trouble, regardless of how…
Life on the island is never boring. How do I know? Well, this is my third visit and I’ve never had a dull moment here. Oh, and there’s that Hurricane. I know I haven’t been here for quite a while, but to be completely honest with you, my lovelies, I’ve been malfunctioning in the writing…
So, I’m not the only person in the world suffering from… well, whatever the fuck it is I’m suffering from. Some of my sisters are feeling the weird lows, the ones that keep them from putting words to screen. Let’s chat about when you just can’t finish writing. On one hand, I’m glad I’m not…
Welcome, I’m Mischa and I’ll be your program director today. Yeah, you’re stuck with me since I own the domain name and all. I know, I know… poor joke (boo hiss). Anyway, I wanted to talk about putting out an anthology and I thought well, I have a blog. Let’s do this. My erotic dirty-minded…
Oh, wow! It’s live and ready to get you feeling all hot and gooey! That’s right! Chemical [se]X 2: Just One More is on Amazon. What a labor of love! This anthology would not be here today if not for some truly amazing people. In the beginning it was just an idea, a hope, a…
Pushing through pain isn’t always the best option but sometimes there isn’t a choice. Straight talk – I do not understand how people suffering from chronic pain get through everyday life. Let me tell you… I feel pain but only when I overdo it and strain myself. I know chronic illness sufferers have to deal…
Hey everyone, it’s your friendly neighborhood smut merchant stopping in to say HELLO! I’m still alive, I’m well, and I’m super busy. Marketing: Working on an article about Marketing with Hootsuite while Marketing with Hootsuite. (I don’t feel that I have a lot to market, but perhaps the article will help others who have way…
[Originally posted on Sisters in Smut} Let’s Talk About Writing Realistic Kinky Sex Hi, I’m Mischa Eliot and I write kinky stories about fictional characters who enjoy being bound in rope or cuffs, spanked, flogged, teased until they beg to come, and more. I’m here to help you create realistic characters for kinky fuckery with…
Yes, I said it again. And I’ll keep saying it. MUSE JUICE. I don’t know where the fuck it came from, but apparently my brain has latched on like a leech in a precarious area you can’t quite reach. If someone tells you they’re having a difficult time writing, believe them. Something happened and things…
Oh no, Mischa, what the hell are you thinking now? It IS a New Year! That means there should be a new YOU, right? Nope. Every time we enter a new year, all the same gimmicks come out in droves. Head to the gym! Lose that holiday weight! Make a resolution to do all the…
Looking back at all the times I let procrastination win in 2018 means one thing in 2019… It has GOT TO GO. I procrastinated so much in 2018 that the entire year almost feels a complete waste. Whether this means using a pomodoro timer or the annoying one on the microwave I use while cooking,…
Looking back over 2018 and heading into 2019 with some major interesting prospects (some I can’t share just yet, but hey, you know you enjoy being teased.) If you want to start with stats – and who doesn’t love stats? – my stats this year compared to 2017 sucked ass. How so? Looking back, this…
Who me? I’ve been hella busy and hella lazy. Here are all the things that you think you’ve been missing out on. If you haven’t heard, the Sisters in Smut and a handful of other lovely authors are putting together a sensually decadent anthology sequel called Chemical [se]X 2: Just One More. 14 authors, 1…
