Oh this one is interesting, folx. This morning, the Roommate and her guy friend get up and she’s like ‘omg, ask him what he tried to do last night.’ So, of course, I ask. I mean, who am I if not good at following instructions? Personally, I have no idea how any guys survive hanging…
Landing pages are bread and butter for all kinds of things, but what about Quicklinks pages? They help people find things quick and easy and get on their way. I finally took some time to renovate the Quicklinks pages used by myself and Dr. J. The goal was to make it easier on visitors to…
Dating in the Age of Apps Dating apps have been around for quite awhile now, but it still seems difficult to meet someone who totally clicks. You are not alone. Unlike some people, I need more than a week or two before classifying what we have as a Relationship. Like many workplaces that have a…
Oops, I apologize for future emails of posts I’m moving from Sisters in Smut. Sadly, I’ve made the choice to not renew the Sisters in Smut domain. We haven’t been using it often enough to keep it up and running. I’ve let the others know that I plan to let the domain name go in…
Since I haven’t been writing I have given up the M.J. Spencer author name. I’ve removed the titles (or at least put them back in draft-mode everywhere because there is no such thing as deletion) from Amazon and Smashwords. I’ve also removed the author pages on both platforms as well. Instead, the old stories from…
Quicklinks Page: Let’s Get Building! If you have a self-hosted WordPress website then you’re probably using a theme that comes with a builder for pages, forms, and more. I would rather you pay a fee to an individual (like say me) to make a Quicklinks page for you on your own website rather than pay…
Dildo Shenanigans with Big Blue Merman Smurf First, I’d like to state that I am not responsible for the full name of Big Blue. I have friends who enjoy tormenting me and have probably been banned from naming things in the future. Okay, let’s be real. We know they’ve been banned from naming things in…
I meant to write this post yesterday, but I decided to make a delightful dinner instead. That’s how I self-care. Okay, that’s it. That’s the post. Just kidding! Wait! Come back! Once upon a time, I enjoyed reading while soaking in a hot bath. Back then, we didn’t have things like bath bombs. We had…
I claimed 2020 was going to be my year… I feel like we were both epic failures. Oh 2020… we had so many hopes and they just crashed and burned. Let me get the salt… Compare and Contrast Who knew that 2019 would be a great year compared to what everyone has been going through…
In case you missed it, last night was #SpookySmutSlam! This is the story the ether slammed into me in spurts and sputters. I hope you enjoy it. Choking, burning, darkness. Pain. Alive. Intruder! Heart-wrenching devastation dropped me to my knees. When I read the property details, the words did not convey an accurate picture. Wildfires…
It explains a lot going on with me right now, including the difficulty of getting back into writing. If you’re not a big enough fan (or a fan at all) of Supernatural, I’ll include a video of Sam being Soulless at the end. In the show Supernatural the soul is considered a powerful thing. It’s…
Are you a Twinkie or a Strudel? Smutty Thoughts from friends are the best. This one was worth waiting for, promise! This has to do with that exciting moment known as orgasm! Specifically, for penis-havers. In the future, ask your partner ‘do you want me to be a Twinkie or are you just gonna make…
Trusting People on the Internet is Hard I’m Exhausted. I’m Also Angry. I also don’t have much energy to give, let alone trust these days. #TrustNoOne Every time I go to click the Twitter shortcut link or app, I wonder what fucked up crazy is going to happen. I’ve been on the internet since…
Today’s Smutty Thought comes from someone retired from the military. They have the best stories. This is one of them. Ever sit at a Smile Table? I’ve never been under one, but I find the idea of it intriguing. What is a Smile Table? Have you heard of this game? It’s a betting man’s game….
Today’s Smutty Thought of the Day is all about the elegance of a pearl necklace. My coworkers aren’t giving me as much Smutty Thought fodder as they were before I came up with this idea. I think it’s time to crack the whip.However, when this one came up, it was never-ending laughter. Why? Because someone…
Our Smutty Thought of the Day this time is about Fuck Buddies! Or, as I saw elsewhere (possibly typo’d), fuckbodies. Some of the best sex of my life happened with fuck buddies. Showing up, stripping down, and getting busy is a favorite pastime of mine. The great thing about having someone to booty call when…
Hey there! Here’s a random scene I really hope you enjoy. A nice, super steamy quickie to get you a little sticky in all the right ways! Time was short and the countdown clock flickered in my head, seconds ticking down fast. He yanked his hoodie and t-shirt over his head as I unbuckled his…
Spinning Stories are like Spinning Spider Webs. Or so I’m saying. I don’t know, I just say the things that pop into my head, okay? Then something connects and I get a beautifully woven web, but usually for others it seems. I cannot seem to get my ass writing erotica. For example, Jayne is working…
Our smutty thought of the day has multiple descriptions, but I feel a very important definition is missing. Let’s talk about Double-Fisting! Wow. Have you googled ‘Double-Fisting’? If not, let me give you a tour. I’m here for you, folx I will google the hard things. The first one that comes up is the non-smutty…
Today’s Smutty Thought is all about that Taint! For some of the best definitions on what a Taint is and where it is, check out Urban Dictionary. I’ve never laughed so hard. Okay, not true. I’ve laughed harder, but some of these are the best. It never ends. I love my day job people. They…
