Smutty Thought of the Day: Twinkie vs. Strudel

Are you a Twinkie or a Strudel? Smutty Thoughts from friends are the best. This one was worth waiting for, promise!

This has to do with that exciting moment known as orgasm! Specifically, for penis-havers. In the future, ask your partner ‘do you want me to be a Twinkie or are you just gonna make me a strudel?’ They might look at you like you’re off your rocker or they’ll get a good laugh.

If they look at you like you’re off your rocker, add some drama and flair to the response you’re about to give them. OR, better yet, do it with a straight face and serious voice. “Well, if you come all over me, that makes me a strudel. If you come inside, then I’m a cream-filled pastry.”

Urban Dictionary:

Twinkie

A woman that allows a man to cum inside of her. Essentially, turning her into a delicious cream-filled pastry.

I made Natalie into a Twinkie last night.

If you want to be made a strudel, have your guy come all over your chest and stomach. Now you’re a tasty, flaky pastry who needs cleaned up! wink wink Sadly, I did not find her definition of strudel at UD. Maybe one of you smutters should add it.

I want you to know that I wrote “Twinkie vs. Strudel” on my whiteboard just to remind me to write a post when I worked up the energy. I mean… does it get much better than this one though? I have another to share but I don’t know if my friend came up with it on her own or if it’s listed somewhere. So, research first, share later.

Will you be asking your partner this funny question? How about your friends? I mean this is how I found out about it. She found it over on TikTok (and forgot to send it to me. So rude, right?)

And yes, I’m truly sorry if this ruined Twinkies for you… okay not really. Get over it.