Oh this one is interesting, folx. This morning, the Roommate and her guy friend get up and she’s like ‘omg, ask him what he tried to do last night.’ So, of course, I ask. I mean, who am I if not good at following instructions? Personally, I have no idea how any guys survive hanging…
Are you a Twinkie or a Strudel? Smutty Thoughts from friends are the best. This one was worth waiting for, promise! This has to do with that exciting moment known as orgasm! Specifically, for penis-havers. In the future, ask your partner ‘do you want me to be a Twinkie or are you just gonna make…
Today’s Smutty Thought comes from someone retired from the military. They have the best stories. This is one of them. Ever sit at a Smile Table? I’ve never been under one, but I find the idea of it intriguing. What is a Smile Table? Have you heard of this game? It’s a betting man’s game….
Today’s Smutty Thought of the Day is all about the elegance of a pearl necklace. My coworkers aren’t giving me as much Smutty Thought fodder as they were before I came up with this idea. I think it’s time to crack the whip.However, when this one came up, it was never-ending laughter. Why? Because someone…
Our Smutty Thought of the Day this time is about Fuck Buddies! Or, as I saw elsewhere (possibly typo’d), fuckbodies. Some of the best sex of my life happened with fuck buddies. Showing up, stripping down, and getting busy is a favorite pastime of mine. The great thing about having someone to booty call when…
Our smutty thought of the day has multiple descriptions, but I feel a very important definition is missing. Let’s talk about Double-Fisting! Wow. Have you googled ‘Double-Fisting’? If not, let me give you a tour. I’m here for you, folx I will google the hard things. The first one that comes up is the non-smutty…
Today’s Smutty Thought is all about that Taint! For some of the best definitions on what a Taint is and where it is, check out Urban Dictionary. I’ve never laughed so hard. Okay, not true. I’ve laughed harder, but some of these are the best. It never ends. I love my day job people. They…
Today’s Smutty Thought is about Swinging. Why? Because there are two ways to use the word. When your coworkers know you write smut and have read the anthology you put out with your writing group (pun totally intended), they like to come to you and say ‘hey, have you thought about writing [insert sexy scenario…
I, the SmutMerchant™, bring you Smutty Thought of the Day. Shaunta Grimes’ started a serial called “Should You Start Writing on Medium in 2020?” and in the first post she included a quote by Seth Godin. He says [in plain, short terms] that everyone should have a blog and everyone should blog every day. I…
